sewiv said:
I'm assuming you're a troll, actually, but I'm answering anyway.
I am assuming you are a moron who writes about subjects he/she has no
clue about.
Do you own a modern Subaru?
2005 OBW R VDC
Have you read the manual?
Yes, and beyond. What have you read that would lead you to believe an
urban legend such as clicking your seat belt?
The procedure
for changing the code on the remote
The remote?
is very similar to the one
mentioned here for disabling the seatbelt chime,
So to disable the "remote" you click the seat belts? Are you sure you
want to go with this? Or do you want another chance?
except that it
involves approximately 50+ activations of the power lock switch.
So clicking the power lock 50 times is the same as clicking the seat
belts 20 times? But that is OK I really want to go with this. So if I
bring my car into the dealer and ask him to disable the remote locks
the tech will click the locks fifty times? This instead of simply
disconnecting the connection to the locks. And this is in the manual?
And even if you are somehow correct on this issue it would tell you
that clicking the seat belt twenty times will disable the chimes? You
would make this connection how. Oh that's right the same way you get to
2+2=5.
It's people like you that owner's manuals were created for.
Not to mention service bulletins. One of which is for the fix of the
seat belt chimes. Let me repeat that for the incredibly stupid and
possessors of mouths with no brains. There is a technical bulletin for
the situation that we are trying to solve. It does not suggest any
clicking.
And you've just demonstrated your ignorance.
As you have demonstrated how to post without having a clue as to the
subject. Can you say technical bulletin?
Oh, so you don't think so. I guess that settles it, then, since you
are obviously an expert on all aspects of all design decisions of all
manufacturers of all makes of automobiles.
Oh you think so. I guess that settles it.
1980s GM vehicles used to give up their codes after cycling the
ignition switch umpteen times.
Cite on the umpteen times. Running through a certain cycle to change
settings is common and is not the same as clicking the seat belt twenty
times and not having it work and repeating the same cycle over and over
again. I would say that is one of the definitions of insanity.
Fords use a strange combination of
"open door/close door/activate power locks" to change some setting, if
I recall correctly.
Yes, a cycle. What is your point? Putting in a combination to a lock is
not the same as spinning the combination wheel twenty times and hoping
the lock opens. Or do you think it is?
There's also the above mentioned code change method
for the Subaru's, and similar methods to change other options, all
documented in the owner's manual.
Cite? And do they work or do you have to repeat them over and over
again until they decide to work. I would say apples and oranges but I
doubt that you could grasp that difficult concept.
Perhaps you should read one? This
seatbelt thing seems like just an undocumented one. I'm going to try
it on our `05 Legacy anyway.
Why am I not surprised? Maybe while you are masturbating with your seat
belt you could buy an ice-cream cone and slap yourself in the middle of
your forehead.
And it must have worked, because here you are.
If I believed 0001% of what I read on the Internet I would be an idiot
like you, way beyond troll bait.
There really are much better choices for ISP for almost any place in
the US.
Really? Could you explain exactly why? With AOL content for kids and
other unique content I am not sure that you are correct. But you seem
to be sure so could you explain exactly what I am missing by not using
another ISP. Maybe my words aren't as clear as yours since they come
from AOL.(actually google)
AOL also has built a reputation as a source of massive amounts
of un-informed opinion posted to usenet as unassailable fact.
Really? That sounds exactly like an uninformed opinion posted to usenet
as unassailable fact. Could you please give me a cite to back up your
allegation that AOL users are either more or less correct. My guess is
that you also think all Afro-Americans are good dancers also. Yup you
are a real swifty who everyone should pay attention to. How about all
Subaru owners will click their seatbelts twenty times because they read
it on usenet. Naw even you aren't that stupid. Oh that's right you are
going to click your seatbelt twenty times.
Some
people prefer to distance themselves from that reputation.
Let me see if I have this right? You want me to distance myself from a
reputation that only a total moron would give credence to. There are
millions of AOL subscribers and you have attached a certain behavior to
all of them. And you consider yourself to have an IQ over 80? I don't
think so.
Ummm. Well. How about you pick up a manual for an `05 or `06 Subaru,
How about you taking a look at the tech bulletins?
take a look at some of the procedures for system setting in there, and
get back to us?
A simple procedure for setting a system is not the same as clicking
your seatbelt twenty times over and over again until it works even if
it doesn't work.
And maybe comparison shop some other ISPs in your
And maybe you just started a whole trend in thinking all users of your
ISP are moronic blowhards. Well, at least I won't fall into that trap.
I know that you would be an idiot even if you used AOL.
Or I've just been trolled myself.
Or maybe you just trolled yourself.
