Tom Reingold said:
I wish there were such a thing as a tailgating gun
We have one, by accident -- a tailgating squirtgun.
One of the four windshield sprayer ports on the hood of my wife's Honda
for some reason squirts up over the top of the car, producing a
spattering of rain on the tailgating vehicle.
Since there are two per side on the front windshield, it's never been a
problem.
When I'm being tailgated while driving her car, I, um, always start to
worry about visibility as well as stopping distances.
So, I lean on the front windshield washer button for a while -- and
simultaneously turn on the REAR windshield wiper and washer.
Between the wig-wag on the rear window, and the spattering on the
windshield of of the sleeping driver behind me, it works, consistently,
and seems not to annoy the tailgaters because they don't know I'm doing
it to wash _them_.
I do all the other maneuvers too -- pull to the right lane, signaling
first; tap my brakes; slow down while tapping my brakes; leave the road
in a safe spot if necessary.
I learned from a CHP officer that they're always told never to pull off
the road at night and stop _behind_ a disabled or stopped vehicle (as
opposed to a traffic stop, where they use the red light to pull someone
over and want to be behind them lighting them up and with flashers on
--- this is because drunks will often lock onto taillights ahead, and
at night, they not uncommonly drive into vehicles that are on the
shoulder with just the taillights lit up.
I think that's also true for tailgaters -- they're often somewhat
incompetent at staying on the road and are using whatever's in front of
them as an easy guide to where the edges of the lanes are.