Christmas present

[Alan]

browning.
De-glaze with sherry, add the reduced broth.
Finally, put in the root vegetables and simmer for 15 minutes.
Allow to cool slightly.
Place the pie pan in 375 degree oven for a few minutes so bottom crust is not soggy,
reduce oven to 325.
Fill the pie with stew, place top crust and with a fork, seal the crusts together
then poke holes in top.
Return to oven and bake for 30 minutes, or until pie crust is golden brown.



Sudden Infant Death Soup

SIDS: delicious in winter, comparable to old fashioned Beef and Vegetable Soup.
Its free, you can sell the crib, baby clothes, toys, stroller... and so easy to
procure if such a lucky find is at hand (just pick him up from the crib and
he?s good to go)!

SIDS victim, cleaned
½ cup cooking oil
Carrots
onions
broccoli
whole cabbage
fresh green beans
potato
turnip
celery
tomato
½ stick butter
1 cup cooked pasta (macaroni, shells, etc.)

Remove as much meat as possible, cube, and brown in hot oil.
Add a little water, season, then add the carcass.
Simmer for half an hour keeping the stock thick.
Remove the carcass and add the vegetables slowly to the stock,
so that it remains boiling the w

 

[Malcolm Clark]

My wife just gave me a nodding Scooby Doo for Christmas - ideal to go in the
back of my blue STi.

The question is what will people think? one of two possible reactions -
either they will recognise it as Scooby Doo, know my car's a Scooby, and nod
sagely to themselves saying 'how amusingly subtle'.

Alternately, they will not recognise the type of dog, not know my car's
nick-name, and say 'why has that twerp got a nodding dog in the back of
that!'.

What do you think?

 

[Alan]

My wife just gave me a nodding Scooby Doo for Christmas - ideal to go in the
back of my blue STi.

The question is what will people think? one of two possible reactions -
either they will recognise it as Scooby Doo, know my car's a Scooby, and nod
sagely to themselves saying 'how amusingly subtle'.

Alternately, they will not recognise the type of dog, not know my car's
nick-name, and say 'why has that twerp got a nodding dog in the back of
that!'.

What do you think?

I think they will think a girl should be driving the car.

 

[Malcolm Clark]

liberally, and marinate for several hours.
Place seasoned flour in a paper or plastic shopping bag,
drop pieces in a few a time, shake to coat thoroughly,
then deep fry in hot oil (350°) for about 15 minutes.
Drain and place on paper towels.



Miscarriage with Mustard Greens

Why waste it? Otherwise, and in general, use ham or salt pork to season greens.
The technique of smothering greens can be used with many vegetables;
green beans work especially well. Meat is not necessary every day, don?t
be afraid to alter any dish to vegetarian tastes.

1 premature baby, born dead
Large bunch of mustard greens
2 white onions, 1 cup chopped celery
Vegetable oil (or hog fat)
Salt, pepper, garlic, etc.

Lightly brown onions, celery, garlic and meat in large heavy pot.
Add a little water and the greens (which should be thoroughly cleaned and washed).
Smother slowly for at least 2 hours, adding small amounts of water
when it starts to stick.
Stir frequently.
When ready - serve with rice, grilled smoked sausage, gr

 

[KLS]

I think they will think a girl should be driving the car.

Well, yes, instead of you, sissyboy, who evidently is too
image-conscious to just live life without giving a **** about your
manhood (what, you have one?). Girls like Malcolm and me ought to be
the only sorts to drive such vehicles as WRX and A4, and the nodding
Scooby Doo is cute!

 

[Alan]

Well, yes, instead of you, sissyboy, who evidently is too
image-conscious to just live life without giving a **** about your
manhood (what, you have one?). Girls like Malcolm and me ought to be
the only sorts to drive such vehicles as WRX and A4, and the nodding
Scooby Doo is cute!

Geez, ligthen up. It was a joke. I drive an OBW and I care zero about image.
Thou doeth protest too much, methinks.

 

[Malcolm Clark]

I wish I hadn't bothered with the original post - it was only there to give
people a laugh.

Then someone fakes my address and posts some disgusting 'recipees'.

Come on - it's (supposed to be) the season of goodwill.

 

[Ben Dixon]

Hey Malcolm I'm glad to hear it wasn't you that was being so disgusting. I
started reading you initial post and then when I read the other crap I
almost got sick at my stomach! Now about your first post here is
something I saw years ago that I thought looked cool on the back of a GTi .
It had a heart instead of the word heart and said I heart my GTI. I don't
know if you get my drift but I had a buddy make one for me and I put it in
the back window of my '74 Tii. And yes I'm all man! If you want one (or
anybody else) let me know. It would say I heart my STI thanks, ben